Reality is Frequently Inaccurate

Strange as it may seem, I still hope for the best, even though the best, like an interesting piece of mail, so rarely arrives, and even when it does it can be lost so easily.

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via insulus)

GPOY.

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tyleroakley:

The writing for 30 Rock will always be better than your favorite show.

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WHEN I MAKE DRINKS

howdoiputthisgently:

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I feel as though when you’re known for having a big penis, your whole life suddenly revolves around that.

minorfour:

It’s kind of sad, really.

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